little-miss-lalonde:

GIVEAWAY TIME, BECAUSE EVERYBODY LIKES FREE STUFF! 

Okay, so I just reached 3,600+ followers and that means it’s time for a giveaway! THIS WILL BE THE LARGEST GIVEAWAY THAT I HAVE EVER DONE!

WHAT YOU CAN WIN!

• A CUSTOM GOD TIER OUTFIT!!! (doesn’t include the shoes)
• SERIOUSLY YOU CAN HAVE ANY OF THE ONES ABOVE!!! I HONESTLY DON’T CARE WHICH ONE YOU CHOOSE BECAUSE I STILL HAVE TO MAKE ONE IN THE END ANYWAYS!!!

THE RULES

• LIKE/REBLOG BY 6/12/13 (that’s my birthday!)
• YOU MUST BE FOLLOWING ME!!!! I WILL BE CHECKING!!!
• YOU MUST HAVE YOUR ASK BOX OPEN!!
• I’LL SHIP ANYWHERE!!!
• YOU MUST BE COMFORTABLE WITH GIVING ME YOUR ADDRESS
• You can Like/Reblog as much as you want!
• The winner will be chosen randomly!!
• psssst and if you inbox me and we become friends you get some rad stuff too!
• also you should like totally commission me!!! :D

OKAY THAT IS ALL, GO CRAZY!!!!

sadstuck:

lickfoot:

Full-size: Start | Current

I wish my decision to draw something for 4/13 wasn’t so last-minute. Still, considering the rush with which I completed this, I’m pretty happy with how it turned out!

The idea was to draw the kids as they first appeared in the comic, and then again as they appear now. Happy 4/13, everybody!

I wonder if OP even meant for this picture to be as sadstuck as it is.

Look how everyone’s smiles have faded.

Not everyone. Rose and Jade look happier than before!

kankri-is-triggered:

My brother made a really cool map that shows the length of each HS act.

One page = 1 pixel.

ishomestuckappropriateforkids:

http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002999

Curse words on this page:

Fuck - 5

Context: “TG: one of you fuckers thought i was a girl” , “TG: and i want to know exactly when i got to clear some space in my calendar for when some fuckwit blunders out of a magical phone booth and makes a ballad-inspiring play for my throbbing beef truncheon” , “TG: we’re motherfuckin entrenched in this bitch” , “TG: noisy ethnic dudes are flipping the fuck out and waving us around on chairs til someone gets hurt”, and “TG: sparklin like a visit from your fairy fuckin godmother”

Sexual references - 6

Context: “TG: sorry i wouldnt cyber with you dude” , “TG: so at what point in the future am i supposed to look forward to you whipping up this titanic hankerin for my knob” , “TG: and i want to know exactly when i got to clear some space in my calendar for when some fuckwit blunders out of a magical phone booth and makes a ballad-inspiring play for my throbbing beef truncheon” , “TG: when the stars come into alignment and your flux capacitor lets you finally sate your meteoric greed for crotch-dachshund” , “TG: itd suck if the universe blew up on account of you missing your window of opportunity to help yourself to a pubescent boy’s naked spam porpoise”, and “TG: radially effevescing arms of more little boy peckers than you can imagine”

Shit - 5

Context: “TG: jesus you are such a shitty troll” , ”TG: we are in THE SHIT now” , “TG: stomp on that shit like its on fire” , “TG: shit be PURE AND TRUE”, and “TG: this shits more real than kraft mayo”

Bitch - 1

Context: “TG: we’re motherfuckin entrenched in this bitch”

Ass - 1

Context: “TG: now grab my hand and shimmy your soggy ass off that muddy bank before charlie gets the fuckin drop”

ishomestuckappropriateforkids:

In Act 2 of Homestuck, which spans 510 pages…

The word “shit” appears 47 times.

The word “fuck” appears 33 times.

The word “damn” appears 21 times.

The word “ass” appears 20 times.

Eight sexual references are made.

The word “bitch” appears 2 times.

The word “bastard” appears once.

The word “douche” appears once.

For the visually-inclined, a few helpful charts:

gosh-tier:

it’s about time jesus h chrost

FIRST PLACE: literally any three shirts of your choosing (want one with a kid symbol on it? gotcha. a troll symbol? my specialty. god tier? oh shit yes. matty the sloth? this is kind of a homestuck thing but YOU BET YOUR SWEET ASS I CAN PUT LIL MATTY ON THERE) + a hand-knitted scarf (roxy, eridan, shipping colors, solid colors, anything your little heart desires) + choice of any one of the following: a pair of red or black false eyelashes, a pixel drawing of yourself/literally anything, five dollar gift certificate to whatpumpkin

SECOND PLACE: any single shirt of your choosing + choice of any one of the following: (see italicized text above)

THIRD PLACE: choice of any one of the following: (see italicized text above)

RULES:

• you have to be following me (I KNOW THAT’S LAME AUGH but this is a giveaway for followers also i’m spending a lot of money/time/effort on this okay JUST DO ME A SINGLE SOLID)
• i will check to see if you’re following me
• you sneaky lil rascals
• people already following me before this will receive a lil somethin extra c:
• if you live outside the states, you have to pay for shipping (SORZ)
• you have to be okay with me knowing your address i mean jesus what did you expect
• allow at least two weeks for delivery (i make scarves to order okay it takes TIME to knit tEN FEET OF SHIT)
  
• love me
  
• just kidding that’s not necessary
  
• but i love you
  
• i will choose three winners with a random number generator on april 13, 2013 11:59pm PST
  

EDIT: likes do count, and you can reblog as many times as you want! just don’t be obnoxious

ishomestuckappropriateforkids:

http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002422

Curse words on this page:

Ass - 1

Context: “TG: youre the one who should be wrist deep in puppet ass”

Damn - 2

Context: “TG: the problem is i am up to my goddamn neck in fucking puppet dong” , ”TG: i am enrobed in chafing, wriggling god fucking…

valuan:

A cheru8 of his alignment is seemingly motiv8ted 8y little other than to conquer and destroy. From a 8ioexistential perspective, they 8ehave somewhat like viruses attacking the system from within.

Lord English - valuan

Photography - B+C Photography

I don’t typically reblog cosplay, but this one was so good that I couldn’t resist.

thirteen-blog-mauler:

kniteoftheoldcode:

fuckyeahcomicsbaby:

When the paranoia sets in

you mean my life

This happened to me once on MSN.

superpankakes:

Rules:

• This is for the followers that put up with me, so alas you must be following me: superpankakes.tumblr.com
• Reblog as many times as you like (No giveaway blogs please)
• Likes count!
• Ends on May 1st.
  
•  Be sure your ask box is open! If you win, you have 24 hours to respond with your information. If you don’t I will have to give the prizes to someone else.
•  I will ship worldwide and the winner will be chosen by a random number generator.

 Prizes:

• One calendar
• One set of pins
• One God Tier shirt